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jameslrr.tumblr.com

That is the home of my new blog. One of which I plan on actually using a bit more often. And damn is it ever shinny.

My Story

So today I asked my followers on twitter to send me one word replies, for which I would create a story using said words. That was a bad idea. You people sent nothing but crazy words that were impossible to work into a story 😛 But I tried my hardest and this is what I came up with. The words in ALL CAPITALS are words that were suggested by you. I apologize if your word wasn’t used, I tried to use every word i received before calling for an end to the words (but they kept coming) so without further ado.

FRACK! yelled the RETIRANT TAXIDERMIST as the TITMOUSE continued DICKING with his MANGLED METATARSAL. DOM was to busy DISSECTING a SMURFS STROMBOLI sandwich to help the TAXIDERMIST or even notice the ASHES being EXPUNGED from his HELMET. Luckily their SALACIOUS YORKSHIRE terrier (known to be quite the SPRIGHTLY BREPHOPHAGIST) who was eating CANDYFLOSS in a BOXCAR had an IDEA to avert this CRISIS. He pulled out his lucky GOONCH tail, and called up the ANTIPODEAS and ESTOVAN, who were all known for their SMOOTH GESTICULATING abilities. Hoping to INVALIDATE the situation DOM broke into a BOISTEROUS SOLILOQUY about MICSELLANEOUS aspects of his ILLICIT lifestyle. DOM was quickly DEFENESTRATED which lead to the TRANSCEIVER being destroyed. Oh the IRONY!

The End.

Neglect

I have been a bad blogger, but such is the ways of a lazy sack such as me. I stole this from Jeremy, who in turn stole this from a blogger by the name of Huckdoll. I encourage you to read both their blogs as they are far better at updating than I.

1. What is your current obsession?

I would say photography, and not so much in the getting out and taking pictures (though, I have been doing that) but more about reading about it. I am looking to upgrade my camera body sometime in the near future so I have been spending a lot of time different forums.

2. What is your weirdest obsession?

I don’t think I really have one to be honest. I don’t really obsess over anything for a long period of time.

3. Recall a fond childhood memory?

When I was 8 years old me and the local kid I hung out with (my parents hated him, he was a bad influence) were running around and catching and drowning wasps (good idea, I know) and about half way through our day a couple of them got super mad and ended up chasing me through this kids backyard and I stepped right on a rusty nail. I had to go to the hospital to get a shot and it wasn’t pleasant but for the next couple days my parents took care of me and fed me lots of ice cream. It was pretty awesome.

4. What’s for dinner?

I think Duncan just brought home some pizza actually, so hellz yes!

5. What would you eat for your last meal?

It’s a toss up between a really stellar pizza or my dad’s Roast Beef.

6. What’s the last thing you bought?

Cheap headphones for my mp3 player I use at the gym.

7. What are you listening to right now?

Pink Floyd – Another brick in the Wall Part 1

8. What do you think of the person who tagged you?

I wasn’t tagged. I just stole it off Jeremy

9. If you could have a house totally paid for, fully furnished, anywhere in the world, where would it be?

Right here in Victoria to be honest. I love this town and could see myself here for the rest of my life.

10. If you could go anywhere in the world for the next hour, where would you go?

Either Iran (would be super interesting) or just LA or NewYork

11. Which language do you want to learn?

Anything really.

12. What’s your favourite quote (for now)?

I got nothing.

13. What is your favourite colour?

Green

14. What is your favourite piece of clothing in your own wardrobe?

I’m a big fan of my Threadless shirt of the gamer fist (http://www.threadless.com/product/1779/The_Gaming_Revolution)

15. What is your dream job?

Being able to do the Website (LoadingReadyRun)

16. What’s your favourite magazine?

Haven’t really read a magazine for ages, I guess I was a big fan of Wired.

17. If you had $100 now, what would you spend it on?
Goalie Equipment for Road Hockey.

18. Describe your personal style?

What the hell I want.

19. What are you going to do after this?

Eat some pizza. Figure out what to do with my night.

20. What are your favourite films?

To many to list.

21. What’s your favourite fruit?

Kiwi

22. What inspires you?

Peoples stories. Just hearing about another persons life is something I enjoy a lot and find a lot of inspiration in.

23. Your favourite books?

Not a big book person.

24. Do you collect anything?

Not really. I use to collect hockey cards, still have them I think. But other than that, not much.

25. Any advice that’s come from bitter experience?

Always wear a clean pair of underwear.

26. What makes you follow a blog?

It’s ability to tell a good story.